娘「今日学校で怖い話聞いたから、1人でお風呂入るの怖いな。」
息子「お姉ちゃん、かっこわる！お化けなんてうそやで。全部作り話やで。」
娘「でも、ローズがほんとに見たって言ってたもん！」
息子「そんなん思い込みやって。俺、全然怖ないわ。」
ー1時間後ー
息子「なあ、ママ。2階の部屋にあるおもちゃ取りに行きたいんやけど、怖いからついてきてくれへん?」
母「なんでやねん!」
Daughter “ Today I heard a scary story at school, so I’m kind of scared to take a bath by myself. “
Son “You’re being a chicken! You know ghosts don’t exist. They’re just made-up stories.”
Daughter “ But Rose told me she saw one!”
Son “She just thinks she did. I’m not scared at all.”
-an hour later-
Son “ Hey Mommy, I want to get my toy but will you come upstairs with me? I’m scared.”
Mom “What’s gotten into you?”
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